Reese insisted that he needed to pick up a log on the sidewalk in front of Munford. I didn't see the stick in question but promised we could take a look at it on our way back. Turns out it really was a log. Taller than him and nearly as wide. He brought it home on the stroller and lobbied hard for a "safe place" to keep it inside the house. We compromised on the garage.
(oddness from Ren & Stimpy's Log song)