Ok, we got a new feature on Play by Play which allows us to travel through time and space. It's called PhotoShop, and it's really handy if you wanna go to...
Alaska! Whoa, permafrost! Grizzy bears! I think I can see Russa from here!
Or maybe you prefer the weather forecast:
Cold front, high pressure system. Chance of precipitation. First Warning Watch Mach II Doppler Chopper 4!
Or say you wanna go to cyberspace!
Whoa. I know kung fu. There is no spoon. Let's go to Zion!
Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to...
...Delaware. Hi. I'm in Delaware.
So, true story - most of my relatives are/were from Delaware, and this one time, my family was planning to go visit my grandparents, and this boy called me asking me out. He had been sending me letters and calling me and stuff, and I really wasn't into him, and I was trying to be truthful but not hurt his feelings and also not end up having to actually go out on a date with him...and what I ended up saying regarding his Saturday night invitation was, "I'm going to Delaware, and I don't know when I'm coming back." Yes, really. Worst. Rejection line. Ever.
As for Delaware, I guess it has tax-free shopping going for it, right?
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