I have some issues with the fact that my birthday lands on Columbus Day.
First, I loathe "Columbus Day, Observed". If we're going to get a day off for the day, we should either have a) my actual birthday off work/school/whatever, or b) "Jess' Birthday, Observed" as well as my actual birthday.
Second, and more importantly, I think it's ridiculous that in 2011 we continue to celebrate Columbus. He didn't "discover" America, he ushered in 500+ years of slavery, genocide, and cultural appropration (still going on, by the way). In the Bahamas on 12 October 1492, he wrote in his journal, "They [the Taino people] ought to make good and skilled servants, for they repeat very quickly whatever we say to them. I think they can very easily be made Christians, for they seem to have no religion. If it pleases our Lord, I will take six of them to Your Highnesses when I depart, in order that they may learn our language...I could conquer the whole of them with 50 men, and govern them as I pleased."
Nice guy, that Columbus. Let's give him a day and teach school children to consider him a hero.
I was pleasantly surprised to find out today that I have a much better birthday buddy: Art Clokey, creator of Gumby and his fellow claymation characters. I can dig it.
Happy birthday, Art and Gumby!
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