Lukewarm is how I feel about those little platitudes on tea tags. I'll admit, I compulsively and eagerly read them, hoping for wisdom in much the same way as some part of me thinks a fortune cookie will actually contain some morsel of truth.
Maybe some day I'll get one that tells me the meaning of life. Of course, for that to be useful, I'd have to be wondering what it is. Which I don't.
The tea is tasty, though. (This cup was chai.)