This, boys and girls, is why I NEVER blow-dry my hair in the morning and rarely put makeup on. In fact, I discovered during the past year that I can really skip showering every other day without my hair looking nasty. My kids wake up before I do and I'm not willing to set the alarm for 5:30 AM so that I can shower and primp in peace.
Today, unfortunately, I needed to look semi-presentable for a morning meeting at which I would be photographed, and took the time to break out the hair dryer. I went back downstairs to discover a foyer redecorated in a Clifford Crunch theme and a design consultation session taking place in the kitchen - which apparently required that every. single. kitchen gadget be emptied out of the drawer onto the floor.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, I did not pay the decorator for his work.